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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again
The Who ---
Your Generation
Rolling Stones -
Girl With the Cataract Eyes
Sympathy for the Shrivel
The Who -
Who Were You?
Magic Tour Bus
Black Sabbath -
Arthroid
I Want to hold you up
Did you still need, did you still feed me when I was 64.
Carry that Weight
I Don't Feel Fine
If I Fell
Slow Down
We Could have Worked it Out
While my Bladder Gently Weeps
Why Don't We do it in the Road
Yesterday
You Can't do That (anymore)
[edited by: BeeDeeDubbleU at 8:50 am (utc) on April 25, 2009]
Sammy Hagar
I Can't Drive 25 (rewritten as "I Can't Drive.")
The 5th Dimension
Age of Octarius
Jefferson Airplane
Go Ask Nurse Alice
Jim Croce
Regularity in a Bottle
Robert John
The Lion Sleeps This Morning. And this Afternoon. And this Evening.
Loggins & Messina
Your Grandchildren Don't Dance
Cat Stevens
Hip Has Broken
Kansas
Dust in the Windpipe
Mashmakhan
As the Years Went By
Three Dog Night
I Told You Not to Come
Neil Young
Young Man (Take a Look at my Life, you're a lot like me)
Heart of Someone Else
[edited by: rocknbil at 4:41 pm (utc) on April 28, 2009]
Crosby Stills & Nash ---
Teach Your Grandkids
Our Assisted Living Facility
Presidents of the USA (no name change needed, one of my fav's)
Old Man on the Back Porch
James Brown
Papa's Got a Brand New Colostomy Bag
The Angels
My Boyfriend's Backbrace is gonna give him trouble...
Marvin Gaye
What's Goin' On? (no title change)
Otis Redding
Sittin' With the Doc Every Day
Fontella Bass
Resuscitate Me
Ray Charles
I do need a doctor.
Elvis Presley
Return to sender.
Janis Joplin
Get it If You Can
Deep Purple
Living Wreck
Santana
Wishing it Still Was
Moody Blues
In Search of the Lost Teeth
Rolling Stones
Can't You Hear Me Knocking
Sammi Smith
Help Me Make It Through One More Night
Cab Calloway
Saint James' Infirmary (no title change)
Boris Pickett and the Crypt Kicker Five
Monster Flash
Hollywood Argyles
Alley Slip Whoops!
Ventures
Tequila (no title change, just drink more of it)
My Boyfriend's Backbrace is gonna give him trouble...
LOL . . .
Bryan Hyland
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Hospital Gown
Rick Derringer
Rockin Chair Hootchie Coo
AC/DC
Highway to Retirement
Metallica
Enter the Orderly
Bad Company
I Can't Get Enough of Your Kaopectate
Ready for Nap
Foriegner
Shuffleboard Hero
I Wanna Know What Memory Is
Feels like the Last Time
Jimi Hendrix
Purple Daze
Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused (no title change)
Ed Ames
Try to Remember (no title change)
Boston
Lost All Feelin'
Patti Page
Fever (Year of the Swine Flu)
Little Esther -
Aged and mellow blues (unchanged)
Alan Bown Set -
Emergency 999 (unchanged)
Lukas Lollipop -
Don't hold on to someone (who can't hold you up)
Oscar Brown Jnr -
A dime away from a bed bath
Lynard Skynard
Wass' Your Name Again?
Freemeds
Gimme One Step
Bruce Springsteen
Born in the 1900's
Rush
Snoozin' Man
1912 (as opposed to 2112)
Hospital Sector A
Bob Seger
Turn the Bedsheets
Come to Grandpapa
I AM that Old Time Rock and Roll
Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
I Hate Myself for Forgetting You
Forgot the obvious one
The Doors-
The End (No name change needed)
