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60's artists revisit their greatest hits

Oh the trials of the Baby Boomer Gen

   
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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

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The Rolling Stones ---
Hey you, get off of my grass

The Who ---
Your Generation

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Jimi Hendrix -
Purple Veins

Rolling Stones -
Girl With the Cataract Eyes
Sympathy for the Shrivel

The Who -
Who Were You?
Magic Tour Bus

Black Sabbath -
Arthroid

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All The Beatles (some unchanged ;o)

I Want to hold you up

Did you still need, did you still feed me when I was 64.

Carry that Weight

I Don't Feel Fine

If I Fell

Slow Down

We Could have Worked it Out

While my Bladder Gently Weeps

Why Don't We do it in the Road

Yesterday

You Can't do That (anymore)

[edited by: BeeDeeDubbleU at 8:50 am (utc) on April 25, 2009]

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Black Sabbath ---
Iron-Supplement-Man
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^ ^ LOL *we have a winner* haha . . . .
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The Who (Lyric not title)
I hope I get old before I die.
3:26 pm on Apr 28, 2009 (gmt 0)

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David Bowie
All the old dudes
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Sam The Sham
Hey There Little Red Hospital Gown

Sammy Hagar
I Can't Drive 25 (rewritten as "I Can't Drive.")

The 5th Dimension
Age of Octarius

Jefferson Airplane
Go Ask Nurse Alice

Jim Croce
Regularity in a Bottle

Robert John
The Lion Sleeps This Morning. And this Afternoon. And this Evening.

Loggins & Messina
Your Grandchildren Don't Dance

Cat Stevens
Hip Has Broken

Kansas
Dust in the Windpipe

Mashmakhan
As the Years Went By

Three Dog Night
I Told You Not to Come

Neil Young
Young Man (Take a Look at my Life, you're a lot like me)
Heart of Someone Else

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Kiss ---
I Can't Rock And Roll All Nite (or party everyday)

Crosby Stills & Nash ---
Teach Your Grandkids
Our Assisted Living Facility

4:58 pm on Apr 29, 2009 (gmt 0)

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Neil Young
Keep on Rockin' in the Retirement World

Presidents of the USA (no name change needed, one of my fav's)
Old Man on the Back Porch

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The Soul Artists have joined the Bandstand...

James Brown
Papa's Got a Brand New Colostomy Bag

The Angels
My Boyfriend's Backbrace is gonna give him trouble...

Marvin Gaye
What's Goin' On? (no title change)

Otis Redding
Sittin' With the Doc Every Day

Fontella Bass
Resuscitate Me

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Bing Crosby
It's beginning to look like a cystic mass.

Ray Charles
I do need a doctor.

Elvis Presley
Return to sender.

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Bloodrock
D.O.A.

Janis Joplin
Get it If You Can

Deep Purple
Living Wreck

Santana
Wishing it Still Was

Moody Blues
In Search of the Lost Teeth

Rolling Stones
Can't You Hear Me Knocking

8:45 am on Apr 30, 2009 (gmt 0)

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Bob Dylan
Knockin' On Heaven's Door (Cough Cough)

Sammi Smith
Help Me Make It Through One More Night

Cab Calloway
Saint James' Infirmary (no title change)

Boris Pickett and the Crypt Kicker Five
Monster Flash

Hollywood Argyles
Alley Slip Whoops!

Ventures
Tequila (no title change, just drink more of it)

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My Boyfriend's Backbrace is gonna give him trouble...

LOL . . .

Bryan Hyland
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Hospital Gown

Rick Derringer
Rockin Chair Hootchie Coo

AC/DC
Highway to Retirement

Metallica
Enter the Orderly

Bad Company
I Can't Get Enough of Your Kaopectate
Ready for Nap

Foriegner
Shuffleboard Hero
I Wanna Know What Memory Is
Feels like the Last Time

6:06 pm on May 1, 2009 (gmt 0)

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Janis Joplin
Fix a Little Piece of My Heart

Jimi Hendrix
Purple Daze

Led Zeppelin
Dazed and Confused (no title change)

Ed Ames
Try to Remember (no title change)

Boston
Lost All Feelin'

Patti Page
Fever (Year of the Swine Flu)

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Bobby Womack -
Can't cross 110th Street

Little Esther -
Aged and mellow blues (unchanged)

Alan Bown Set -
Emergency 999 (unchanged)

Lukas Lollipop -
Don't hold on to someone (who can't hold you up)

Oscar Brown Jnr -
A dime away from a bed bath

7:30 pm on May 1, 2009 (gmt 0)

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ZZ Top
Velcro Nightgown
Plaid Dressed Man

Lynard Skynard
Wass' Your Name Again?
Freemeds
Gimme One Step

Bruce Springsteen
Born in the 1900's

Rush
Snoozin' Man
1912 (as opposed to 2112)
Hospital Sector A

Bob Seger
Turn the Bedsheets
Come to Grandpapa
I AM that Old Time Rock and Roll

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
I Hate Myself for Forgetting You

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The Doors-
When The Music's Over (No name change needed)

Forgot the obvious one
The Doors-
The End (No name change needed)