Since we all seem to be getting phone spammed

as well as spam in our inboxes...

[edit_g]

Here's a handly little telemarketing counter-script:
[xs4all.nl...]

[Liane]

I got a call from a stock broker from New York yesterday asking how he could help me invest my fortune. After darned near spewing my coffee across the room, I told him I kept my "fortune" close at hand in case I needed an emergency pack of cigarettes!

I wish I had had the script handy! :)