LOL excellent... you had me there, because I live in a very hot tropical location in SE Asia and ants are a real problem for me. They love the warm interior of my laptopn computer and frequently set up home insaide it. Last week, to my horror, I noticed they've found a way into the inside of the LCD on my vaio and started walking around the inside of the screen, making tiny deposits that I can't remove.
Can you imagine me sitting here, scratching the screen, unsure if it's a computer virus, a real ant, or madness?