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Why did they sew my socks shut?

         

httpwebwitch

12:17 pm on Oct 31, 2008 (gmt 0)

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I got a whole pile of new black socks. And they're really nice socks - the ones that cost $7.99 per pair, I think they're cotton/spandex.

Anyways they're all packaged up folded on little plastic hangers and a paper sleeve. A waste of materials if you ask me. But here's the weird thing - they're sewn shut! and it's not a little basting stitch you can pull or rip out easily with your fingers; it's a durable button-stitch done with tough red thread. I just opened a pair to put them on, and when I attempted to rip the stitching open it did more damage to the sock than to the red stitching. Now I have a sock I can wear, but there's a red thread sewn across one side, and a hole in the other side.

Why would a sockmaker sew my socks shut?

And why do they put stickers on the fruit at the grocery store. I hate that.

astupidname

1:13 pm on Oct 31, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Why would a sockmaker sew my socks shut?

Try putting them on from the other (correct) end! ;)

httpwebwitch

2:08 pm on Oct 31, 2008 (gmt 0)

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thanks astupidname, that worked. I hope I remember that tomorrow morning.

rocknbil

2:42 pm on Oct 31, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Ofttimes I am told a valuable wisdom: the trick is to be smarter than the sock. :-)

thecoalman

2:45 pm on Oct 31, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Maybe so people aren't trying them on in the store?

piatkow

9:07 am on Nov 1, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Normally the stitching holds on the makers label which includes the barcode. Maybe these were surpluss stock for somewhere else which have been relabelled.

[edited by: lawman at 6:39 pm (utc) on Nov. 1, 2008]

httpwebwitch

6:17 pm on Nov 1, 2008 (gmt 0)

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I got my socks on OK this morning. used a stitch ripper instead of trying to tear the seam apart. no sock damage, and all is well

HelenDev

4:27 pm on Nov 5, 2008 (gmt 0)

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And why do they put stickers on the fruit at the grocery store

So you can peel them off and add them to your collection on the side of your pc, of course!

tonynoriega

10:37 pm on Nov 7, 2008 (gmt 0)

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its to deter people trying to stuff items in the sock.. i.e more socks.

i used to do this as a kid... kind of... i would put sock in a pocket of a sweatshirt i bought, or another tshirt in the sweatshirt hand-warmer pouch...

youll notice it on pants, some shirt pockets, and i guess now socks..

where i come from, people used to actually stuff drugs in them, someone would come and get them, and leave money in replace of the drugs... all in a pair of socks... honest.

"just say NO" to open socks

httpwebwitch

8:50 pm on Nov 8, 2008 (gmt 0)

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@tonynoriega = that's brilliant. I'll remember that tactic next time I ask my clients for ransom.

nomis5

9:54 pm on Nov 8, 2008 (gmt 0)

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It's obvious why the wrong end is sown up, they were made the other side of the world.

In the UK we often wonder why the water goes down the plug hole the opposite way to Australia, it's the same principle with your socks.

If you knew anything about sowing you might be able to see that the sewing stitches were the opposite way round to the norm. This would prove that they were manufactured the other side of the world. For further confirmation of this theory, you might also look at the label on the socks - it's probably written upside down.

nomis5

9:56 pm on Nov 8, 2008 (gmt 0)

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An awful thought just came into my mind about the above theory. Be very careful if you use condoms.

HelenDev

3:46 pm on Nov 10, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Be very careful if you use condoms

Especially if they are the kind that have been stitched together

tonynoriega

5:16 pm on Nov 10, 2008 (gmt 0)

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again.. where i come from.. socks = condoms

i hear dress socks provide better pleasure.

astupidname

5:14 am on Nov 11, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Is that all you people think about is socks?