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Oh well, I am reminded of a saying in certain Scandanavian countries - "Every man loves the smell of his own farts." (I suspect that came out of a sauna though.)
You've highlighted the need for a piece of new technology based on the breath test apparatus. "Excuse me sir would you mind breaking wind into this bag please?"
I think the whole thing is just a farts. I mean farce.