A clue your new job is going to be tough

I've taken on assignments ALMOST this bad

[weeks]

In his first day on the job, James McDonough says he walked into his office -- the same one his predecessor used -- and there was crime scene tape preventing anyone from entering.
[cnn.com...]

[engine]

hehehe, that really made me smile, thanks.

[sem4u]

I start a new job tomorrow. I hope it is not like that ;)

[Western]

Guards importing and selling steroids in an effort to give them an edge on the softball field

That's a new one.

[Essex_boy]

"That was an indication we had a problem in the department" - He's real quick I guess thats why he got the job