Life is not as easy as they make it out for spammers. Having spent the better part of last week sending out spam emails, imagine my surprise when I got an order for 10,000 packs of blue pills. It was all worth it. The only hitch was that the guy wanted it posted elsewhere; due diligence meant I gave him a quick call - all checked out and he explained that Lagos doesn't have any blue pills at all so he can still sell at a big profit there. In fact he was so keen on getting them that I was able to help him further by sending priority air freight... a rate on which I make almost 200% on top of the shipping I charge! However, no sooner had I put the goods in the post to Nigeria did I get the whole bleedin payment reversed apparently for 'fraud'. What I want to know is who is going to compensate me for what is now a wasted week sending out emails, the blue pills and for the stupid shipping costs to Nigeria?* My only hope is another guy from Nigeria who's politely contacted me asking for help getting some money out of the country.
I am not, in fact, an email spammer and the above is intended as satire...
