Web Acronyms - what they really mean.

[draggar]

This could be fun. We've all seen it done with cars.

Like:

PHP - Pain (in) His Posterior / Paining His Posterior

HTML - Has Too Many Loonies

MySQL - My Second Quantum Leap

CSS - Causing System Shutdown

XML - eXtraordinarily Misused Language

[surrealillusions]

Surely that CSS acronym is for microsoft

although slightly different as theres no 2nd 's' -

miCroSofT - causing system termination

;) :P

[glengara]

CMS - Charge More Shekels

[LifeinAsia]

WWW- Weirdos, Wackadoos, and Whatever else

[rocknbil]

for PHP I like Posturing Hysterical Programs :-)
ASP - Aesthetically Sloppy Pages
BSD - Before Someone Discovered
COM - Consistently Off Mark
COM+ - Consistently Off Mark MORE
DOS - Da' Ol' Skool
FTP - Forgot The Password
HTML - Has The Money Left
JPEG - Just Plain Existential Goodness
NT - Non-Thinking
URI - Unusual Request Instruction
URL - Ultimate Recursive Laziness

MEH - Meh.