Man files report of missing Cocaine with the Feds

How stupid can you get?

[ann]

[msnbc.msn.com...]

[lawman]

I was watching a video tape of a traffic stop and my client said "I haven't been this inebrieated since the last time I was stopped for DUI."

Another client said on tape, "I can understand a ticket for no headlights, I can understand a ticket for speeding, I can understand a ticket for DUI, but weaving?"

I've got a million more.

[ann]

Those are really funny...anyone else want to share some worlds most dumbest criminals?

[Essex_boy]

You may laugh.... But this June I evicted a guy who then made a claim that id nicked his drugs!

Then he blamed everyone in the eviction team.

All hell broke loose in the office.

[ann]

Come on now! Give 'em back before he files a police report and gets all of you in the pokey.

:)

[willybfriendly]

Those are really funny...anyone else want to share some worlds most dumbest criminals?

New inmate intake interviewin a west coast prison.

Counselor: I see you are serving a sentence for a stolen car. What is that all about?

Inmate: I Had an appointment with my Parole Officer and he said if I was late he was going to throw me in jail.

Counselor: So, you stole a car to go to an appointment with your Parole Officer?

Inmate: Yep...

Counselor: Did you ever consider taking a bus?

Inmate: Do you know how much time you'd get for stealing a bus?

[Tourz]

Sounds like the cocaine guy was more scared of getting killed by his business associates, only had one desperate solution.