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Your favorite "lines" from some of the classic movies.
Post no more than three so everyone can get a shot!
My three:
" Go ahead, make my day!"... Dirty Harry
" Frankly my dear, I dont give a damn "... Gone With the Wind
" Who are those guys?"...Butch and the Sundance Kid.
OK, your next...KF
Also included are " lines " from your favorite TV show.
" If you cant do the time, don't do the crime " Barretta
Pamela Landy: What if I can't find her?
Jason Bourne: It's easy. She's standing right next to you. - Bourne Supremacy
I’ve still got the shovel. - The Shooter (when an aging gun expert is asked how he knew for sure that there were addiitonal shooters in the Kennedy assasination that were buried in the desert.)
[edited by: Jane_Doe at 7:46 pm (utc) on Sep. 1, 2007]
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts)
"If I forget to tell you later. I had a really good time tonight."
Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts)
"Can I call you Eddie?"
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere)
"Not if you expect me to answer."
Blues Brothers:
Joilet Jake:
(At the Chez Paul restaurant, talking in fake foreign accent): How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
Reservoir Dogs
(edited by me off course as to not offend)
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make ....
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and (say hello)?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Psychiatrist's Boss:
Look at this newspaper report, Patient from asylum takes baton and directs Beethoven at a public concert. What next? Nutcase seizes barracks and orders an attack?Psychiatrist:
I think that one's already happened.
Another from Eliseo Subiela [imdb.com] about a man in love with a woman whose heart is as dark as his:
... it doesn't matter to me one bit if a woman has breasts like magnolias or raisins; skin like a peach or sandpaper.I give zero importance to whether they awake with breath that is an aphrodisiac or reeks like insecticide. I am perfectly able to cope with a nose that would win first prize at a carrot contest.
But one thing I can never forgive, under no circumstance, is if a woman cannot fly. If they cannot fly they are wasting their time trying to seduce me.
At this point the character reaches over to a button on a nightstand and the woman beside him in bed is dumped through a trap door.
"This man truly was the son of Gad!"
Jake asks the barmaid what kind of music they usually have and she replies:
"Oh, we got both kinds - country and western."
( I am not sure I got that quote exactly right, but close )...KF
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory." -Apocalypse Now
#2 in response to the question, "What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -Conan the Barbarian
#3
"To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived." - Meet Joe Black
f*** you, you f****** f***!
dennis hopper, blue velvet
nice night for a walk.
arnold schwarzenegger, the terminator
" I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned!"
"Or see you hanged at Judge Parkers convenience,..Which will it be?"... Rooster
" I call that brave talk for a one eyed fat man!"... Ned Pepper
"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"...Rooster
The rest is cinema history...KF
Charles Farmer is in the process of pulling his children out of school to assist with his impending space flight. Mrs. Graham, his son's teacher, is not at all pleased with interruption.
Mrs. Graham: Excuse me, but we're in the middle of a history lesson.
Charles Farmer: I apologize Mrs. Graham, but you're just teaching him how to read history and I'm gonna show him how to make it. You have a good day, hon.
Kind of a corny movie, but the "feelgood" factor is a solid 8+.
Spoken by Strother Martin, the warden,
"What we have here is, a failure to communicate".
Every Day's A Holiday
Delivered by Mae West,
"Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini".
Another from The Shooter
"Welcome to Tennessee, the patron state of shooting $hit".
I knew I knew you, I knew I knew you. But you ain't you, you can't be you. We put you through the window and there ain't no coming back. We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back! There ain't no coming back!
A Walk To Remember
Jamie: Please don't pretend like you know me, ok?
Landon: But I do, I do. We've had all the same classes in the same school since kindergarten. Why you're Jamie Sullivan. You sit at lunch table 7. Which isn't exactly the reject table, but is definitely in self exile territory. You have exactly one sweater. You like to look at your feet when you walk. Oh, oh, and yeah, for fun, you like to tutor on weekends and hang out with the cool kids from "Stars and Planets." Now how does that sound?
Jamie: Thoroughly predictable, nothing I haven't heard before.
Landon: You don't care what people think about you?
Jamie: No.
Sometimes you got to forget principles and just do what's right
(Though you need to remember the context for the relevance)
Scott Glenn as Alan Shepard in Right Stuff: "Dear Lord, please don't let me #*$! up."
Dennis Quaid as Gordon Cooper: "I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please."
Glenn as Shepard: "I said everything's A-OK."
Connor: [during job training for Rosengurtie Baumgartener, an extreme feminist] The rule of thumb here is...
Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
Connor: Well, can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?
From The Crow:
Eric Draven: [speaking to a morphine junkie and single mother, forcing her to look into a mirror] Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. [He causes the morphine to leave her body, then releases her]Your daughter is out there, on the streets, waiting for you.
There are others from both films, but that'll do for now.
Airplane - The Movie
Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
First Jive Dude: Sh*t man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Sh*****t.
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
..ah, they just don't write movies like that anymore..
..ah, they just don't write movies like that anymore..
Truly one of the classics that has spanned multiple generations. We played that movie at a sleepover party for one of my kids recently.
Do we have clearance Clarence, roger Roger, what's are vector Victor?
"Who the **** said that? Which twinkle toed column of **** down here just signed his own death warrant?"
"Just what is your major malfunction numb ****?"
