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after the fun of
bailing the tank
bailing the bowl
removing the toilet
she was very lucky they couldn't make the top turn out of the toilet and i found them
Did she bump them in on accident right after she flushed?
Also, when your neighbor's wife takes you to the vet to have you neutered.
> When your wife takes you to the vet
> to have you neutered.
Also, when your neighbor's wife takes you to the vet to have you neutered.
then the next day she flushes her 500$, 3 week old, perscription glasses that you just paid for down the toilet
kinda leaves you on the edge of your seat for tomorrow
>> Did she bump them in on accident right after she flushed?
fell off her shirt, yup
events that threaten marital bliss
Had to look over my shoulder when posting this. Posting things like this can also threaten marital bliss :)
I was taken care of biz. in the loo. When I bent over to
flush I sneezed and my $ 850. bridge flew out and went
round and round and down, never to be retrieved!
" It now sleeps with the fishes. "
Just about anything that follows getting out of bed......it is the only safe haven for marital bliss ;)
luckily my wife doesn't use forums ;)
Now if she set the house (or the dog) on fire or something, that'd be a story!
well there's a lot of smoke when she cooks ;)
My wife was on the phone w/ a client when I set off the smoke detector. He asked her what the commotion was about and she said it was just her husband cooking again.
I was thinking I needed to work on her on her marketing finesse a bit, but at second glance, I think she had it nailed.
When it's smoking, it's cooking - when it's burnt, it's done.
Sidenote: A Google search for that term gives a bunch of "related searches" at the foot of the page.
...when you find the beautiful entirely hand-stitched quilt your mother spent a year making for your 16th birthday, made partly with fabrics from your grandmother and great grandmother...
has been donated to your new puppy for bedding.
your new, young, CHEWY puppy.
your new, young, chewy, SICKY-UPPY PRONE puppy.
and not to your puppy's bed in the nice, clean, dry laundry, either.
Nooo.
To your puppy's day bed in the garage.
To your puppy's CHOPPED THE BOTTOM OFF AN OLD CHEMICAL DRUM THAT WE USED FOR A COMPOST BIN FOR A YEAR AND STILL WHIFFS OF GREEN MATTER day bed in the garage.
:#
Man still owes me.
(just to turn the tables on the boys for a bit)...when you find the beautiful entirely hand-stitched quilt your mother spent a year making for your 16th birthday, made partly with fabrics from your grandmother and great grandmother...
did the man know how precious that quilt was when he selected it for use as puppy bedding?
My new motto. Wife says it causes cancer tho. I gave up smoking for her, but grill-advice would threaten marital bliss with a supermodel.
feel free, I wasn't limiting it to anyone, I just happen to have a wife and not a husband
pharanque:did the man know how precious that quilt was when he selected it for use as puppy bedding?
*lol* yeah, he did. Or at least you'd think he'd remember after having heard exactly how important it was on previous occasions when he:
- thought one of the fabrics was a good match for his daughter's favorite doll's body and I stopped him just before he cut a patch out of it. (though he does get big kudos for patching the doll himself at all).
- tried to use it for packing material when we were moving house - to go between the edges of furniture and his grotty, oil-stained ropes.
*sigh* but no. Completely oblivious. I'm starting to think he has a vendetta against the quilt.
jatar_k - no worries mate. Was just surprised that the girls hadn't made it in here yet. :)
hehe, maybe husbands are perfect
I'm sure my wife would say that when I say that it defintely threatens marital bliss
or maybe just my ability to breathe ;)
maybe husbands are perfect
Couldn't agree more.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way :)
hehe, maybe husbands are perfect
*LOL* uh, yeah, no, or maybe they just had tooooo many examples to choose from :)
Forgiven but not forgotten
[edited by: lawman at 3:51 pm (utc) on May 1, 2007]
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events that threaten marital bliss
From me: coming home with a new expensive toy that will surely require a ton of expensive upgrades and add-ons over the coming year.
From her: You know that [project that took a week to complete] you did? I'm thinking it should be [larger, smaller, different color, completely rebuilt].
*sigh* but no. Completely oblivious. I'm starting to think he has a vendetta against the quilt.
he obviously has no instinct for self preservation.
hide the quilt!
and maybe any sharp objects as well...
pretty much ... :)
husbands are perfect
I asked a friend (a man) if he would have done anything different in his marriage if he'd had to do it over again, after his third bitter divorce. His reply, in all seriousness, was, "No, I was the perfect husband."
I think it is safe to say, at minimum, he lacked introspection. :)
[edited by: Jane_Doe at 8:59 pm (utc) on April 30, 2007]
