Your Favorite Bumper Sticker

[vibgyor79]

Mine would be -

Drive carefully. Half the people you see on the road are here because of accidents. ;)

[jk3210]

All those who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand

[lawman]

Saw this on a female's t-shirt rather than a bumper sticker:

You've been a bad boy. Go to my room.

[handsome rob]

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you're reading it in English, thank a Vet.

[Top_Rank]

Mo Matter Who You Vote For The Government Gets In

[Beagle]

For those who remember when "double nickels" became the law of the land --

180,000 miles per second: It's not just a good idea, it's the law.

[Frank_Rizzo]

Never drive faster than angels can fly

[nippon]

spending the kids' inheritance

[dailypress]

Focus on the road!

[balam]

<- Passing side ... Suicide ->

Hams [Radio Amateurs] do it with frequency!

[hooloovoo22]

"I read your email"

[jsinger]

How's my driving? Phone 1-800-[expletive]

[sugarrae]

Seen on the cars of many seniors in Florida:

"No where to go and all the time in the world to get there."

A a fave of the central floridians:

"Pray for me, I drive on U.S. 19"

[digitalghost]

1. Witches Parking Only - All Others Will Be Toad
2. Aphasic? Am So I
3. My Other Car Is A Horse

[moheybee]

In a beater van with no windows:
"Keep laughing, your daughter might be in here."

[volatilegx]

I love animals... they're delicious.

[httpwebwitch]

i pwn the www

[nippon]

Seen in LA a few years ago:

Cover me honey I'm overtaking

[gabby]

Illiterate? Write for free help.

[igors]

Bad cop ... Now you don't get a donut!

[Jon_King]

Yee Ha! is not a foreign policy.

[limbo]

"If you can read this you are probably badly injured." (stuck to a lampost)

[Murdoch]

My other car is a [female reproductive organ] filled with centipedes

[wrgvt]

My favorite bumper sticker from the 70s:

Nuke the gay unborn whales

[timster]

I'm an idiot and I vote

[maserati86]

Jesus is coming...Everybody just look busy!

[Fiver]

The prism of ethnocentricity skews the vision of all whose sight passes through it … except the Irish.

[chewy]

eschew obfuscation

[Acternaweb]

You know those country stickers, oval shaped that show where a person has driven their car? This was was black over with FGB.

[Essex_boy]

This car is covered by Mafia Mutual insurance, you hit us, we hit you.

[edited by: Essex_boy at 7:35 pm (utc) on Jan. 19, 2007]

[rover]

Your Karma ran over my Dogma