MIT wants a sample of your blood

and they're going to lock five of us in a cage to study

[weeks]

From the press release:
WSRI research projects will weigh such questions as: How do we access information and assess its reliability? By what means may we assure its use complies with social and legal rules? How will we preserve the web over time? Why are webmasters getting uglier?
Read announcement [web.mit.edu]
The five webmasters will each have their own separate cages--otherwise they would bore each other to death.

[jecasc]

Why are webmasters getting uglier?

Hey, I work very hard to preserve my good complexion. I sit in front of my 19" tanning screens at least 8 hours every day and bleech my teeth with coffee.

[wyweb]

Hey, I work very hard to preserve my good complexion. I sit in front of my 19" tanning screens at least 8 hours every day and bleech my teeth with coffee.

LOLOLOLO!

Sorry. That was funny.