Ghost Questions

What I'd like to know as Halloween approaches

[Webwork]

Ghosts confound me. Some people see them. I don't. Some people are afraid of meeting ghosts. I'm not, as I figure it would either a) reveal some great truth; or, b) reveal that I need medication.

I have questions for which I'd like answers. Do you have questions or answers? If so, then I'd like to know your's. Here's a few of mine.

Does ghost clothing ever get dirty? How do you wash ghost clothing?

Where do ghosts shop for new clothing?

Are ghosts stuck wearing what they were wearing when they died? What if they died wearing swimtrunks? If they're not stuck then see question 2, above.

Where does a ghost store memories if they don't have brain cells?

How do ghosts think without a brain? So, does that mean we ought to be able to toss our brains?

If ghosts can "see" without eyes then can they "taste" without tastebuds? If they can't taste then what's THAT all about? I mean, they can see, hear, . . but not taste? IF they can taste then does that explain the missing chocolate bar?

Are ghosts voyeurs? If you live in a house with a ghost are you an exhibitionist?

Why are ghosts so secretive? I've yet to meet one. Yet, if they're so secretive then why do some of them get away with going public?

I have other ghost questions. Do you know any ghosts who might provide answers?

Do you have any ghost questions?

No pretend answers. I want the real truth, from an authoratative source preferably.

Do we have any ghostwriters in our midst . . mist . . who can answer?

[edited by: Webwork at 2:20 pm (utc) on Oct. 29, 2006]

[limbo]

I'd try to answer but apparently I don't exist either [metro.co.uk]

[lawman]

I haven't seen any ghosts so I'm sure they don't exist. I haven't seen my brain either.

[grandpa]

Webwork, this was discussed once before, right here [webmasterworld.com] in Foo, of all places.

I don't think any of your current questions were ever answered, however.

Does ghost clothing ever get dirty?
I think they must. I've seen Casper's clothes get dirty before.

How do you wash ghost clothing?
You hire Casper, the friendly ghost clothes washer.

Where do ghosts shop for new clothing?
Montgomery Wards.

Are ghosts stuck wearing what they were wearing when they died?
No, see above.

Where does a ghost store memories if they don't have brain cells?
The goldfish help ghosts with things to be remembered.

How do ghosts think without a brain?
They don't think, that's one of the problems with ghost. Always running around scaring people, never stopping to think.

So, does that mean we ought to be able to toss our brains?
I see no problem with that.

If ghosts can "see" without eyes then can they "taste" without tastebuds? If they can't taste then what's THAT all about? I mean, they can see, hear, . . but not taste? IF they can taste then does that explain the missing chocolate bar?
Was that missing chocolate bar a Snickers?

Are ghosts voyeurs? If you live in a house with a ghost are you an exhibitionist?
Yes and Yes.

Why are ghosts so secretive? I've yet to meet one. Yet, if they're so secretive then why do some of them get away with going public?
They don't want just anybody joining them. There are secret rules, handshakes.. just like the Elks. Some of them, however, are just rebels. But once a ghost, always a ghost, so the rebels can't be kicked out.

I have other ghost questions. Do you know any ghosts who might provide answers?
Do you have time to make a trip to Houston. I might still be able to introduce you.

Do you have any ghost questions?
No

No pretend answers. I want the real truth, from an authoratative source preferably.
See linked thread. We have some ghost authorities lurking about.

[httpwebwitch]

Does ghost clothing ever get dirty? How do you wash ghost clothing?

Ghost clothing is intangible; it's a spirit version of cloth. Ghost cloth is ghosty. Otherwise when a ghost goes through a wall, it would leave all its clothes behind. As such it can't get dirty. oh, and Casper isn't a real ghost, he's a cartoon ghost, so the laws of ghost physics are bent for entertainment value.

Where do ghosts shop for new clothing?

a ghost never has to buy new clothes; but if they have the power of kinesis they can try stuff on... over their ghosty clothes

Are ghosts stuck wearing what they were wearing when they died? What if they died wearing swimtrunks? If they're not stuck then see question 2, above.

yes. whatever you are wearing when you die is what you are stuck wearing, as a ghost, forever. Let that make you think twice when you get dressed in the morning.

Where does a ghost store memories if they don't have brain cells?

ghosts store info on their "boo berry"

How do ghosts think without a brain? So, does that mean we ought to be able to toss our brains?

ghosts do have brains. ghost brains made of ghost cells just like the skin and hair cells that makes them look like a person and not a wisp of quintessence

If ghosts can "see" without eyes then can they "taste" without tastebuds? If they can't taste then what's THAT all about? I mean, they can see, hear, . . but not taste? IF they can taste then does that explain the missing chocolate bar?

vision and hearing are perceptions of energy. taste is a chemical reaction. Ghosts are good at energy, but suck at chemistry.

Are ghosts voyeurs? If you live in a house with a ghost are you an exhibitionist?

yes, you are, but only if you get naked in front of it on purpose.