Mastercard Commercial

Who's the most creative here?

[eelixduppy]

We all know about the infamous Mastercard commercials, but who among us can conjure up the most creative one with regard to the webmaster world? Curious to see what creative talent we have here. The following I threw together in a couple minutes just to initiate this thread, but let's see what you can come up with :)

Newbie Question: 2 minutes
Moderate Question: 4-10 minutes
Difficult Question: 30 minutes
Knowing someone will be at webmasterworld to spend this time answering all your questions: priceless

[zulu_dude]

No adwords advertising: $0
Second page adword position: $0.10
First page adwords position: $1.00
Natural #1 ranking: priceless

I'm sure that someone can come up with something better... the standard is pretty low so far!

[akmac]

Shipping a fraudulent order: $800
Deleting a fraudulent order: $0.27
Changing the status of a fraudulent order to "Shipped" and sending cryptic 1 sentence replies to poorly worded and increasingly desperate emails:

Priceless.

[rocker]

One year subscription to WebmasterWorld: $149.00
Cost for Las Vegas PubCon: $489.00
4 day trip to Las Vegas: $600.00
Going home and leaving your bar bill on Brett's tab: Priceless

[eelixduppy]

Hehe, rocker! Nice one ;)