Man Bites Panda After Zoo Attack

[sem4u]

A drunken Chinese tourist says he bit a panda who attacked him after he jumped into a zoo enclosure to "hug" the bear.

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had drunk four draught beers before deciding to enter the Beijing Zoo pen belonging to six-year-old male panda Gu Gu.

The startled Gu Gu bit both legs of his intruder, who responded by biting "the panda on its back", Mr Zhang was quoted by state media as saying.

[news.bbc.co.uk...]

What an idiot! Four beers and then he jumps in with a panda!

[smells so good]

The panda was asleep, it was cute. He only bit it back because the panda bit him first.

[Green_Grass]

What's next?

6 beers and a jump into the Tiger's cage , I guess.

Will he wait for the Tiger to bite first or.....

[DamonHD]

Hi,

Definitely the Darwin Award wooden spoon: stupid, but not stupid enough to eliminate himself from the gene pool. Next stop the bear pit...

Rgds

Damon

[BillyS]

Not sure why it only took four beers, it'd take me 14 and then somone would have to throw me over the fence.

[decaff]

Next stop the bear pit...

He just jumped in a "bear" pit and bit one...(a Panda Bear)

He's lucky the Panda didn't take him out (sounds like it would've solved a number of problems in one feel swoop!)

[Quadrille]

Another failed Darwin Award contender.

[bcolflesh]

The problem with biting a Chinese Panda is that you're hungry again an hour later...

[smells so good]

... and you'll probably need more beer too.