Wine for Webmasters

(Domain parkers, nothing here to see, move along!)

[jtara]

I have before me a bottle of the perfect wine for webmasters.

According to the back label,

This distinctive blend of unoaked Chardonnay, Savignon Blanc & Semillion is a real charmer, just like our young son Benjamin Edward (when he wants to be!). It's bright, vibrant and youthful, yet rich and complex. It's also wonderfully versatile with food, matching almost anything you might want to enjoy.

So, what's in this Western Australia wine for webmasters, you ask? Read on...

Whatever you choose, you'll be on the Hill of Content

Alas, they go on:

(happiness, that is).

Sorry to get your hopes up. You can't just pour content from a bottle.

Hill of Content
2004 "Benjamin's Blend"

[DamonHD]

Humph, is that some kinda URL drop?

[rj87uk]

Humph, I see no URL.

[sem4u]

Just make sure your rankings don't go up Jacob's Creek!

Sorry :)

[tedster]

You bring back one of my favorite Monty Python monologues about Australian wine:

Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

Those guys really knew how to create content with unique keywords.