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Yep, and you can quote me on that.
(Hanlon's razor)
Mark Twain
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
Genius is born--not paid.
Oscar Wilde
Ann
Okay Iguana, don't go mucking up Emerson. ;) ...Though nearly everyone does.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -H.L. Mencken
There is no distinctly American criminal class--except Congress. -Mark Twain
And one that's in my top ten...
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. -Edward R. Murrow
You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.
Can't decide which one I like more.
"Your big opportunity may be right where you are now." - Napoleon Hill
This is from the Robert Burns poem, "Tam o' Shanter" and it refers to Tam's wife as she waits on him coming back from a drinking session - wonderfully descriptive!
Considering that this was written over 200 years ago nothing much has changed ;)
A bit surrealist but you should understand rotten like a (blue) orange :)
“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” - Charlie Chaplin
[edited by: lawman at 11:36 pm (utc) on Sep. 14, 2006]
"I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't."
Samuel Clemens writing as Mark Twain
"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius."
Sherlock Holmes from "The Valley of Fear"
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez
Ann
Unless there is a dog running in the back ;)
You think that (1) the cats would all go in the same direction (2) willingly do work for you on the sled?
You've clearly never been owned by a cat! B^>
Rgds
Damon
You betcha!
Ack! How did I get that wrong? Yes, it should have been "staff."
Walter Matthau's character, Henry Graham in A New Leaf
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. [John D. Rockefeller]
"One needs omnipresence on all vectors, you have to weigh in like a heavyweight prize fighter in every respect.
It is the cume of the facets of the normal, driven to their uttermost potential, that result in the fluition of the product of their sums.
A Medusa that never stops evolving and growing new arms.
Think out of the box and leave no stone unturned, therin lies success."
"Anarchy is the Devil's best policy"
-Me, Me & Me
(do you think I have a Me complex?)
- Sgt. D, (Anthrax)
Dick Brandon
Except WebmasterWorld, here I can find just the right hybrid of: cynics, scientists, engineers, poets, inspirationalists, demons, angels, scammers, geniuses, fools, mentors, pontificators, hopefulls,
progenitors & charlatans in the world.
Brett you have all copyrite to quote me on that!
Really, I never belonged to any group in my adult life and never one that I admired more.
- Gary Blue
- Me
- Dan Quayle
