Women May Have To Take Off Their Bras At Airport Security

Gel Packets Inside Bras Are Not Acceptable

[walkman]

Excuse me Ma'am, yes you, the tall blonde. I have to...you know...

[10news.com...]
"It's not exactly clear how security personnel is going to detect whether a woman is wearing a "gel" bra."

[smells so good]

This is scary. It could lead to the development of the tamper-proof bra! Certainly manufacturers can install an RFID tag, which any security could scan to detect tampering. It can't be that difficult. And while they're at it perhaps they can do something about those clasps.

[vik_c]

This says something different:

[timesrecordnews.com ]

[Receptional]

Oh this is peach!

Next step.... Silicon Implants banned!

[Hobbs]

Is it too late to send a cv?

[walkman]

hmmm...they went back and forth. Probably realized that it is a bone-headed move to ban them. Imagine hundreds of women having to take their bras off at the airport ;)

AP: "TSA Bans Gel Filled Bras "
"The TSA is saying tonight if you wear a gel bar for prosthetic purposes they will be allowed through security and on planes, but if you were them for cosmetic reasons you'll have to pack them in a checked luggage. "
[cbs13.com...]

CBS: "Gel Bras Prohibited, Then Permitted Aboard Flights
On Thursday, KBCI CBS 2 News learned from TSA that the rule had changed.Now, all bras are allowed on all flights.The TSA website reflects that change.The lines "for medial reasons," and "we encourage everyone to pack gel-filled bras in checked baggage," are gone."
[www2.kbcitv.com...]

[Essex_boy]

Oh Lilly Savage beware. Itll be a brave security guard that 'her' to do that

[wellzy]

Next step.... Silicon Implants banned

What about the combination of implants whith an underwire gel bra? ;)

[Visit Thailand]

LOL - where is all this going? The technology already exists to scan humans and their carry on luggage for pretty much everything under the sun. It is not widely used yet because, yes you've guessed it, it is expensive.

What I do not get is why anyone wants to get on a plane to bring it down. How hard is it to fire an RPG or such.

[edited by: Visit_Thailand at 1:15 am (utc) on Aug. 20, 2006]

[rocknbil]

LOL - where is all this going?

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[Visit Thailand]

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Now that's a movie I want to see! if only....wonder if their planes have bigger toilets!

[kevinpate]

(cue obligatory snakes in the plane joke)

[truezeta]

Oh He** NO! What's next diapers?

[balam]

Did you hear that when the TSA first implemented its - as I call it - "nothing moist" rule a couple of weeks ago, that the pilots of the airplanes weren't allowed to bring their toothpaste on board?

Yup, in their knee-jerk reaction, it didn't occur to them that if the pilot wants destroy the plane, all he has to do is point the plane downwards...

So ladies, do you wear Playtex or Semtex?

[Khensu]

You know I have been looking for a part time gig to get me away from the computer for a few hours each day.

Yes, I would like to run the bra scanner please.

[walkman]

>> Yes, I would like to run the bra scanner please.
I will join in--ONLY if passenger profiling is allowed though :)

[rocknbil]

Guys. You can't select your exam subjects, you'd be examining geriatric brassieres too, not to mention the occasional **really** full figured subjects. Still want the job?

Oh and let's not forget man-breasts and the bra-buddy.

[decaff]

Nude Air Commuting Gives New Meaning to Mile High Club, film at 11

I don't thing you want to 'crack' open this discussion..!

[zCat]

Breaking news:
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[edited by: lawman at 6:26 pm (utc) on Aug. 22, 2006]
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[lawman]

Fun's over. Thread locked.