To marry a cow

Ever wanted to do that?

[adb64]

I came across this artice [mosnews.com] on a Russian news site. You must be really desperate when you want to marry your cow.

The article mentions that in Holland it is allowed to marry domestic animals. I live in Holland and a lot is allowed here, but it definitely is not allowed here to marry domestic animals.

[rj87uk]

I hope I dont end up with a cow ;)

Ps. Maybe its only UKers that will get this one.

[BeeDeeDubbleU]

Hey listen my wife can be a bit of a ... no wait ... let's not go there. ;)

I live in Holland and a lot is allowed here, but it definitely is not allowed here to marry domestic animals.

What about wild animals?

[bhonda]

wild animals

Now come on, that would just be stupid, right? ;o)

[Essex_boy]

I know many blokes that have married cows.

Many have evolved to walk on two legs though

[rfontaine]

Looking at the state of many marriages, I must say many people would have been much better off marrying cows.

Some people have been known to turn into cows within a short time after marraiage. I invite you to carefully check out nearly any gathering of people - the cows are easily seen.

[BeeDeeDubbleU]

I must say many people would have been much better off marrying cows.

Wild or domestic?

RF I know you are from New England (Maine?) so you are probably safe but didn't I see a documentary on TV about a redneck guy who was in love with his horse?

(I must admit it was a pretty good looking horse).

Neigh! Neigh!

[edited by: BeeDeeDubbleU at 10:18 pm (utc) on July 12, 2006]

[rocknbil]

Search around in foo, a while back a man was forced to marry a farmer's goat after abusing it . . .

I don't think anyone intends to marry a cow, or an a-hole, for that matter. One morning you just wake up and "Moo" there it is.

[ytswy]

Just a heads up, bovinebrides.com is still available...