59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30

[Crush]

From Esquire [keepmedia.com]

1. Coin his own nickname.

2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.

3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.

4. Hacky sack.

5. Name his #*$! his name plus junior.

6. Hang art with tape.

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[edited by: tedster at 12:24 pm (utc) on April 19, 2006]

[grandpa]

Dang! I hope that list comes with a key to the executive washroom. I'd stop having fun if I stopped doing the half the things on that list that I do.

[jecasc]

What does this mean:

45. Hit 13 against a 6.

[larryhatch]

I'm WAY over 30 and I have a velcro wallet.
Wish I had another so I could wash the first one. -Larry

[Crush]

You do this one too grandpa?

"51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction. "

[sem4u]

LOL! I am only 28 so I can still get away with doing this stuff :)

What is a "morning zoo"?

[larryhatch]

" 45. Hit 13 against a 6. "

I think that refers to the card game 21 (aka Blackjack).
If the dealer's UP (showing) card is a 6 and you hold 13,
don't take a 'hit' (another card).
Let the dealer bust instead by going over 21. -Larry

[old_expat]

"Tap on the glass"

Isn't that the best way to order then next round .. assuming that the bartender is looking your way?

old_expat .. who sometimes wishes he hadn't given up beer and single malt scotch because of gout.

[grandpa]

You do this one too..?

Umm, no, nor anything to do with a hacky sack.

On the other hand, my velcro wallet has a history. I found it one morning in the bushes at an Atlanta train terminal. It was empty, I've always assumed it had been previously pilfered and tossed away. I know I like it a lot.