A biz that aims to please.

[dpd1]

I stumbled onto a site today and got a chuckle. The below was posted in giant red text on their front page.


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ALL SALES ARE FINAL!

No Exchanges No Refunds

All New Products are "New"

Used Products Will be Clearly Disclosed

All Merchandise is Sold "As Is"

Warranty is ONLY by Manufacturer

If You Don't Like The Rules,

PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE!


Due to Fraudulent Claims by Some Unscrupulous People

We will No Longer Accept Payment by Credit Cards

All Shipped Merchandise must be paid by U.S. Postal Money Order

or Cashiers Check from National U.S. Bank



Open Weds - Sat 10AM - 5PM

Sun, Mon & Tue Closed


We will not be updating inventory on our website, please call ###

[Leosghost]

What you doin' on wheel's site..

[Habtom]

Posting this must be the ultimate challenge -- see if you can find a single buyer.

[LifeinAsia]

We will not be updating inventory on our website, please call ###

If you call the number, I bet you get a recorded message to see their web site. :)

[lucy24]

All New Products are "New"

I suppose it will turn out that "New" when enclosed in quotation marks has some arcane legal significance that boils down to meaning "not new".

[dpd1]

ha ha... Actually, I'd be surprised if they even had a recorded message.

[lorax]

No issue with clarity there.