I stumbled onto a site today and got a chuckle. The below was posted in giant red text on their front page.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL!
No Exchanges No Refunds
All New Products are "New"
Used Products Will be Clearly Disclosed
All Merchandise is Sold "As Is"
Warranty is ONLY by Manufacturer
If You Don't Like The Rules,
PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE!
Due to Fraudulent Claims by Some Unscrupulous People
We will No Longer Accept Payment by Credit Cards
All Shipped Merchandise must be paid by U.S. Postal Money Order
or Cashiers Check from National U.S. Bank
Open Weds - Sat 10AM - 5PM
Sun, Mon & Tue Closed
We will not be updating inventory on our website, please call ###