Free bannerless hosting on Linux with php curl?

Does anyone know if there is a service like this?

[lizzie]

I know this is asking a lot but who knows maybe there is such a thing.

[amznVibe]

You can get halfway decent linux hosting these days with full php for a few dollars per month.

Most free hosts cut you off with even the smallest of bandwidth surges, so if you are trying to do anything even remotely commercial you might want to save yourself some grief and open up your options with a month-to-month hosting plan somewhere?