New to the internet

[rfontaine]

Whew. Am I ever glad I decided to sign up for the internet yesterday! I was really surprised when I checked my email for the first time ever -

Little did I know my financial affairs were in such terrible order! Right away various companies began emailing me with important requests to update my accounts. Whew, that was close - just think if I wasn't online and I had let those badly needed updates slide!

I spent the whole day re-newing my financial information on the various websites that contacted me: updated my investment portfolio, transfered my savings and checking to an online bank offering great rates. My credit card companies (all 7 of them at the same time!) were updating their records and emailed me requesting that I logon and verify my details, which of course I did.

Little did I know my JC Penny, PayPal (didn't even know I had an account with theme, must be my wife), and many other accounts were waiting all this time for me to re-confirm my credit card and personal information. Even the King of (Ha! I am not telling you where in Africa) is cutting a lucrative deal with me!

Then I ordered inexpensive viagra (me and the wife have big plans for Valantines Day), even got some great stock tips which I immediately put into action.

This internet stuff is amazing! I love how you can so easily do it all online! I look forward to learning even more about the internet and taking advantage of everything the net has to offer. Best of all, there is great business opportunity here and I want it!

[adamnichols45]

209 posts and you only signed up yesterday - ur amazing dude

[Essex_boy]

Hey you just wait for those wacky Nigerian chaps contact you and ask to make you a millionaire in one order!

[RammsteinNicCage]

rfontaine has been a member here for a few years. He/she is posting as if he/she is a newbie to the internet and what they might experience on their first couple of days and not realize how "dangerous" the net can be.

Jennifer

[Lisafer]

Thanks, I needed that giggle. Good luck with those stock tips

Lisafer

[pageoneresults]

Best of all, there is great business opportunity here and I want it!

Don't forget to save all those search engine submission emails and start submitting your new website to over 100,000 search engines and directories.

[adamnichols45]

lol regarding the 100,000 search engines what do those guys actually do for there money?

[Staffa]

"what do those guys actually do for there money? "

Pocket it, what else ;o)

[adamnichols45]

lol - i thought they would at least do some work for the money.

This is a deal from my own host.

Submit to 100 search engines

12 monthly re-submissions Monthly reporting via email Personal control panel Meta Tags generator Free customer support £19.95 per annum

I can only think of about 5 good search engines.

You think its worth using something like this guys?

[zulu_dude]

Great post rfontaine!

Have you heard back from the King in Africa yet? I sent him my banking details a while back and still haven't heard back from him. Must be running on African time, I'll just have to be patient to receive my share of $billions.

In other news, my insurance company must have hiked up my premiums quite a bit recently, as I seem to have less money than usual in my bank account.

[rfontaine]

zulu_dude - you're in on the African deal too? Well don't share the secret details with anyone else until we cash in!

Today I got a bill for $35 in the mail - this great service that will submit my website to 100 search engines and get my keywords ranked in the top 10 for every engine! That they even took the time to find my address and contact me shows great concern for internet newbies on their part :-)

And with all that African swag soon too be rolling in, what is 35$ anyway...

Wow, this internet thingy is great!