One of the things I tried to write didn't work all day today, and somebody finally pointed out the error.
The following code, much to my chagrin, I found doesn't work:
if ($l[1] != /^http/)
Finally, somebody told me this:
if(!($l[1] =~ /^http/) )
Apparently it has to do with the logic of pattern matching, and you can't "not match" something. you have to match it, and then say not that...or something.
Is there anywhere where I can read about this specifically? I'm getting tired of wise a** programmers at work poking fun...