However, the core of WebmasterWorld is still written in Perl - which is notoriously slow
Aargh! It's statements like this that are chipping away at my Perl-based livelihood bit by bit... I'm guessing this is Perl running as a CGI script? That would be about as slow as say PHP running in CGI mode; implemented as mod_perl it's blazingly fast.
Congrats on the new forum version, at least when the teething troubles are over.