World Of Adwords
Guide your keyword through the maze of uncertainty and unpredictability that is the World Of Adwords. Perform quests ("Account optimisations") for the game NPCs ("clients") to earn money and more quests. Slay all manner of creatures ("competitors"), explore the world ("paid listings"), but be careful you don't die, or else you'll become "Inactive for search" and you'll need to find a spirit healer to resurrect you (referred to in the game as "raising the minimum bid").
With the entire world playing, there's never been a better time to sign up to World Of Adwords. Our engineers are always adding new game-world content ("System Upgrades") so you'll never know what the hell is going on.
Subscription fee variable, however, for the best service we recommend you turn on auto-billing ("Content Match") so we can take as much money as neccessary.
[edited by: Sweezely at 3:26 pm (utc) on May 9, 2007]