Adwords Glossary

A little adwords glossary...

[edit_g]

Bleeders - keywords with lots of clicks but no conversions.

Interest Bar Rage - the feeling you get when your competitor has the top premium spot.

Adwhile - the time taken by adwords to log you out for doing something else for a little while.

Can anyone think of some more. Can you tell it's Friday afternoon over here?

[edited by: edit_g at 5:31 am (utc) on Feb. 20, 2004]

[internetguy]

How about...

bAdWords - keywords that have a gazillion people bidding on.

[AdWordsAdvisor]

bAdWords - keywords that have a gazillion people bidding on.

Whew! I shouldn't have read this thread with a mouthful of coffee. Now I have to stop and clean my keyboard.

Back in a bit.

;) AWA

[eWhisper]

mAdWords - when the bids won't stop climbing no matter what

MyWords - the niche phrases no one else bids on

ByeByeWords - please, wave goodbye to the dead weight

RobotWords - KWs that are always at risk (think danger, danger will robinson)

RedEye - what you get waiting for the conversion counter to change

And my favorite:

The Perfect Ad - ads that are 1 character too long

[gertrijs]

MyWords - the niche phrases no one else bids on

And nobody searches for?

[AdWordsAdvisor]

And nobody searches for?

LameWords perhaps?

PoorWords? NullWords? ZipWords?

AWA

[logiclamp]

AdWordManic - Someone who quits his dayjob the minute a keyword converts, and starts looking in the classifieds the second it doesn't.

[Shelbesmom]

Moderatitis: Condition of Boring keywords, boring ads, no clicks, no impressions.

<01 Canobi = Keywords that come from Mars, no one knows how much the generate.

Infinitinitus: Ads that generate impressions in hyperdrive, so fast that no one can click on them.
Solution is baffling.

!ADSHAME!: Multiple exclaimations are NOT accepted. Bad Googlehead BAD! BAD! Googlehead.

[shman]

adwordomania: a disease that makes a individual login and check his adword stats every few minutes.

[rravenn]

adwithoutsense: caused by the current new algo that now serves non-relevent ads or PSAs to the adsense iframe

AdwhereisAWAwhenyouneedhim; need I explain