Perl based review system?

Need a new hotel review system -

[webpro00801]

I run a travel site and need to upgrade my hotel review system. Does anyone know of anything off the shelf or out of the box that could help with this? I prefer Perl to PHP, and static pages to dynamic. I will probably need to use SSI for the ads, navigation, etc.
Any ideas welcome -
Thanks

[KevinADC]

search on www.hotscripts.com and see whats available

[webpro00801]

Yes - I should have said I have done all that, to no avail. The "free" or low end scripts that are still on these script directories for the most don't seem up to the job.

[coopster]

They usually don't and that's why you'll see most folks in the forums here roll their own or modify something that is close to what they want -- and even then it is often easier to roll out your own code as opposed to trying to get your head around somebody else's code.