Search Engines! Blah!

I dont like search engines anymore =(

[Eterion]

OH my gosh, since when did search engines start charging you to submite your site to them? This didnt happen six years ago! This is really dumb!
Now I want to start my own search engine. How do I start my own search engine?

[rocknbil]

Well it's actually been about six years since they've been doing that. :-)

To start your own search engine you need to invest in a healthy flock of pigeons [google.com]
and you'll be on your way.

[PhraSEOlogy]

Ah! its April first again!

[rocknbil]

Guilty as charged. :-(