Cool 404 messages

[Asbillszit]

I have seen some cool 404 messages and some really boring ones. I know their goal is not to entertain but I like to add a little humor into the error. Mine is: "The page you are looking for is missing, or is temporarily on crack cocaine.". Anyone else have something better?

[Essex_boy]

Saw one once on a well known gangsters site (UK) a fist came out of the back ground and thumped you for doing something stooopid.

[kodaks]

Here are a couple amusing ones:
[plinko.net...]

[vkaryl]

I had one I used which made some references to Area 51.... my brother was unamused (well, is it MY fault he used to work there?) Anyway, I lost the phrasing somehow at some point, and can't seem to recreate it.... oh, hmmm. Wonder if I can find that on the wayback machine? Have to go looking maybe....

[caveman]

kodaks, that's the best Web page I've seen in ages. Who said there are no good directories anymore? :-)