Indian Webmasters Using Vaastu Shastra, Feng Shui to 'Balance' Pages

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Firms in India are now turning to the ancient philosophies of vaastu shastra and Chinese feng shui, used for centuries to bring balance and harmony between man and the environment, in a bid to boost their businesses through "balanced" Web pages.

"Just as the world comprises of the five basic elements, each Web site has five elements and these need to be in balance with one another..."

"Earth is the layout, fire is the color, air is the HTML, space is name of the Web site, and water is the font and graphics," says Narang, adding that each must be chosen carefully and strike a balance with the other.

Reuters [today.reuters.com]

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Just as the world comprises of the five basic elements

Really? I thought there were more fundamental particles than that ;)
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[Automan Empire]

Oh, great- phlogiston webmasters! Just when I thought I had seen the worst attempted blending of old and new.... (rolls eyes so hard they stick that way)
-Automan

[4string]

Ahhh...the art of 'Chi'SS...

(Yes, unforgivable.)