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Little did I know my financial affairs were in such terrible order! Right away various companies began emailing me with important requests to update my accounts. Whew, that was close - just think if I wasn't online and I had let those badly needed updates slide!
I spent the whole day re-newing my financial information on the various websites that contacted me: updated my investment portfolio, transfered my savings and checking to an online bank offering great rates. My credit card companies (all 7 of them at the same time!) were updating their records and emailed me requesting that I logon and verify my details, which of course I did.
Little did I know my JC Penny, PayPal (didn't even know I had an account with theme, must be my wife), and many other accounts were waiting all this time for me to re-confirm my credit card and personal information. Even the King of (Ha! I am not telling you where in Africa) is cutting a lucrative deal with me!
Then I ordered inexpensive viagra (me and the wife have big plans for Valantines Day), even got some great stock tips which I immediately put into action.
This internet stuff is amazing! I love how you can so easily do it all online! I look forward to learning even more about the internet and taking advantage of everything the net has to offer. Best of all, there is great business opportunity here and I want it!
This is a deal from my own host.
Submit to 100 search engines
12 monthly re-submissions Monthly reporting via email Personal control panel Meta Tags generator Free customer support £19.95 per annum
I can only think of about 5 good search engines.
You think its worth using something like this guys?
Have you heard back from the King in Africa yet? I sent him my banking details a while back and still haven't heard back from him. Must be running on African time, I'll just have to be patient to receive my share of $billions.
In other news, my insurance company must have hiked up my premiums quite a bit recently, as I seem to have less money than usual in my bank account.
Today I got a bill for $35 in the mail - this great service that will submit my website to 100 search engines and get my keywords ranked in the top 10 for every engine! That they even took the time to find my address and contact me shows great concern for internet newbies on their part :-)
And with all that African swag soon too be rolling in, what is 35$ anyway...
Wow, this internet thingy is great!