Caught in a Filter

On my News Feed I posted:

Which news feed, where ?

Facebook is where you lie to your friends...
Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers!

and immediately got a message I was blocked from posting for 1 week.

Whoa... musta triggered a filter.

The post did include a link to my twitterfeed but I see that being done a lot. Guess FB is tightening up their spinster in preparation(H) for the mid terms.

I'm guessing you meant sphincter..But..given facebook's policy on bare skin, maybe "tightening up their spinster" is also appropriate.. :)
Plus ..I now have a mental image ( with acknowledgements to Gerald Scarfe's influence ) of "tightening up their spinster" which I think I might draw tomorrow..seems fitting for facebook ;)

I'm guessing you meant sphincter..

My mobile spellchecker likes to change spellings, or even change words, when I hit the Submit button. It comes with the keyboard I have installed and doesn't have any settings.

Mine does this change words just when I hit submit / send too :)..took me a while to realise..
Occasionally..like in your above post, the change is amusing, and a good alternative..
I suspect that the phones silently giggle about it when on charge later.. :)