Any good AUTO-REWRITE programs?

[SetSitesHigh]

Are there any good auto-rewrite programs that you know of? I need to have my craigslist posting changed enough to pass their duplicate content problem but don't feel like rewriting the posting over and over again (I rather concentrate on other writing).

[VegasRook]

One thing is for sure. Content rewrite programs make you look like a jackass. Sorry, but I can't think of a better term. If you know the English language, you know that replacing words of even a similar type can completely change the meaning.

Here is an actual output from one such program.

Original : So can taking the time to find the best, most affordable dental insurance available.

REWRITE: So can winning the time to find the best, most affordable dental insurance available.

Woo hoo, you won you won!

Try this one:

Original Sentence: Getting a good base of companies to choose from is your first step.

REWRITE: Receiving a good base of companies to take from is your first tread.

Great, you now sound like a criminal and make no sense to boot.

[monkeythumpa]

Why are you trying to spam Craigslist?

[nonni]

If you are trying to fool a machine, go ahead and buy software that replaces words with 'synonyms' - guaranteed to generate 'original content' and maybe a link from sites that parody bad English. See you on engrish.com! Then a human will read your stuff and pull it all down, maybe close your account.

I have red their are two many Native Americans in India, do ewe agree? Please send some spam my way.