Unfortunately, I discovered a deeper issue... my htaccess was set to:
1. redirect http:// to [
www....]
2. remove all .php extensions
3. redirect all .php extensions to extensions removed
4. set static url to example/test/(number)
However, I was still left with two issues
1. http://www.example.com/index (without redirecting)
2. http://www.example.com/index?test=# (without redirecting)
After trying with much difficulty to solve this with htaccess, I gave up and whip up a quick fix with PHP 301's. Not the most efficient, but I don't imagine many people will be hitting the site using the two issues above... especially in a few weeks from now (as the site is very new).
htaccess, you have defeated me! However, my redemption will come in the form of having a beer.
*Curious: if anyone can solve the problems above, I'd be interested in what kind of solutions are available (due to the inner dork in me).
Cheers folks!