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Paul McCartney - When I'm 64

     

Hunter

6:05 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Announced today - Heather Mills wins24.3m in Paul McCartney divorce.

July 29, 2006 McCartney petitioned for divorce, he's 64 years old

Wonder if Paul ever thought that at 64 he'd be faced with a divorce that would rake him over the media coals and ultimately cost him 24.3m!

When I'm 64 - Beatles
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When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.

If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride.

Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera, Chuck & Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away

Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

walkman

6:35 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)



Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say

correct me if I am wrong, but I think Heather did that ;)

Hunter

7:02 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)

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She certainly was precise when it came to the settlement, she asked for 125m...

mikesmith76

7:44 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)

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what a gold digger, why did she deserve a penny of his cash?

BeeDeeDubbleU

8:01 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Heather's verse...

If you don't need me, you'll still have to feed me
And that's forever more
Gimme the dough Paul
Then I'll just go Paul, when you're 64.

ronin

8:20 pm on Mar 17, 2008 (gmt 0)

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That's genius, BDW! Did you make that up yourself?

The question on my mind is: can we confiscate Heather Mills' passport and give it to a hard-working asylum seeker who is (surely?) more deserving of UK citizenship?

Despite her twisted poor-little-me worldview, Heather is a talented and capable woman and her achievements to date are admirable. (The ones she made up were even more admirable). She never needed a penny of Paul's cash. Any money his daughter needed, he could have given it to her himself. I could never see a case for the judge awarding Heather anything Paul hadn't already given her.

Hunter

6:49 pm on Mar 18, 2008 (gmt 0)

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latest...Mills failed to stop the judge from publishing his reasons for awarding her Paul's money. She claimed she was appealing against it to protect the privacy of their daughter Beatrice, but apparently the 58 pages contain little personal detail about their daughter and lot's of non flattering info about Mills herself :)

BeeDeeDubbleU

10:48 pm on Mar 18, 2008 (gmt 0)

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That's genius, BDW! Did you make that up yourself?

First time I've ever been accused of being a genius. I did make it up myself, perhaps I should look for a job writing lyrics? This online stuff is just too complicated anyway ;)

Visit Thailand

12:53 am on Mar 19, 2008 (gmt 0)

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The amount Mucca wins is equivalent to 17,500 pounds per day of marriage or something like that.

Plus when you read some of the judges comments in the judgement I am surprised she is not up for contempt of court.

I do think Paul's lawyer looked much better with the wet hair though, perhaps she should change her hair style. But what was Mucca doing pouring a glass of water over her! Nuts.....

ronin

8:09 am on Mar 19, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Yep, she's looney tunes alright. It's a close competition but I think she might even qualify to take on the celebrity nutcase mantle from Michael Jackson.

Visit Thailand

9:27 am on Mar 19, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Yep, she's looney tunes alright. It's a close competition but I think she might even qualify to take on the celebrity nutcase mantle from Michael Jackson.

Nah that's harsh. Michael Jackson is an amazing entertainer and has brought countless joy to millions. Sure he is eccentric but it is wrong to compare him to this gold digger.

I have really enjoyed reading the Sun's portrayal of this whole Mucca v Macca debacle. The Sun really hates her! Makes for a fun read.

[edited by: Visit_Thailand at 9:29 am (utc) on Mar. 19, 2008]

Hester

4:39 pm on Mar 19, 2008 (gmt 0)

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I dunno. Jacko is far weirder than most celebrities. Heather Mills is positively normal compared.

BeeDeeDubbleU

5:00 pm on Mar 19, 2008 (gmt 0)

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Heather Mills has just been proven to be the slapper that many of us assumed she was before this case took place. Have you read about the lies she told? She's lucky she was not jailed.
 

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