bunltd
msg:4440316 | 2:42 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
What about women? ;)
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BillyS
msg:4440320 | 2:57 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
Those same scientists are also investigating the possibility that beer may help reverse the aging process. When asked, these same men agreed the women in the room looked younger after drinking two pints of beer.
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Marshall
msg:4440324 | 2:59 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| Other experts said while the findings were interesting and made sense, they stressed that sleep is probably just as beneficial for enhancing creativity. Past research showed that people who were allowed to sleep after being given a problem were also more likely to come up with a creative solution compared to those who stayed awake. |
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I like this solution better :)
Marshall
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incrediBILL
msg:4440350 | 6:18 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
So drink until you fall asleep and wake up a genius.
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sem4u
msg:4440367 | 8:19 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
^ This made me laugh :)
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lucy24
msg:4440377 | 9:24 am on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| When asked, these same men agreed the women in the room looked younger after drinking two pints of beer. |
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That's either a Squinting Modifier or a Dangling Participle but I can never remember which is which. Am I supposed to drink the beer myself, or pour it into the best-looking guy in the room? And are those English pints or American pints? Not sure I've got room for the extra eight ounces. Or, if we're doing Option B, I need to make sure I have the right size funnel.
But seriously. How many combined graduate degrees did it take to figure out that
:: cue steel guitar ::
The girls all get prettier at closing time
et cetera?
. . .
Among classicists it is widely believed that hotels love hosting their conventions because classicists drink more than any other professional group except rock musicians, and they don't smash up the rooms.
Something tells me that the identical belief is also held by all other professional groups in the known universe.
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LifeinAsia
msg:4440483 | 2:07 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
I've decided to switch my morning 2 (or 8) cups of coffee for beer.
Me wants to be smarter, two!
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Leosghost
msg:4440518 | 3:09 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| I've decided to switch my morning 2 (or 8) cups of coffee for beer. |
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We know that as.. "the Belgian breakfast" ..
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mslina2002
msg:4440529 | 3:37 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
That's it! Dang it.
Out with the apple juice and in with the beer for kids' lunch boxes on Monday.
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bunltd
msg:4440534 | 3:45 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| beer may help reverse the aging process |
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| Am I supposed to drink the beer myself, or pour it into the best-looking guy in the room? |
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lol, reason to get a beer right now, and one for my husband too. :)
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BillyS
msg:4440541 | 3:58 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| The girls all get prettier at closing time |
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That's the song that went through my head too... As for that dangling participle, I think everyone should drink more beer.
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LifeinAsia
msg:4440552 | 4:43 pm on Apr 13, 2012 (gmt 0) |
| I've decided to switch my morning 2 (or 8) cups of coffee for beer. |
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Update: Olay, i feel a lot sdmarter now. I dont knoow if I reallyam, but thinggs are lot morw fun now@
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jeffrandall
PubCon
Director of Operations
msg:4444700 | 3:37 pm on Apr 24, 2012 (gmt 0) |
I know when I play pool (billiards to some) I do a lot better if I've had 1-2 beers but it goes down hill really fast the more beers I have. I suspect it's the same for intelligence unfortunately.
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