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g1smd - 6:16 pm on Apr 2, 2011 (gmt 0)
You need a RewriteRule to do the rewrite, noting that the RewriteRule RegEx pattern can see only the path part of the URL request.
You also need a preceding RewriteCond looking at the QUERY_STRING, and there are several thousand such examples in the WebmasterWorld Apache forum.