lucy24 - 7:45 pm on May 26, 2013 (gmt 0)
Well, good. If we wait a little longer, will you get it all figured out? Do post your solutions if so :)
The people hereabouts who really understand apache can be counted on the fingers of one hand-- and they all seem to be taking the weekend off. I, for example, don't speak a word of apache but can generally fake it because I'm pretty fluent in Regular Expressions. Your problem is clearly outside "faking-it" territory.