bakedjake - 9:14 pm on Feb 3, 2006 (gmt 0)

[news.yahoo.com...]

"I recently found your bottle while taking a scenic walk on the beach by Poole Harbour," read the letter, which was signed by one Henry Bigglesworth of Bournemouth on the south coast of Britain. "While you may consider this some profound experiment on the path and speed of oceanic currents, I have another name for it: litter," the letter said.

The title of this thread is meant to be humo(u)rous, nothing more.