httpwebwitch - 1:35 am on Oct 7, 2005 (gmt 0)

I know several police officers. It is not their business to know the subtleties of copyright, trademarks, patents, etc. They are however very familiar with the intricacies of disarming and cuffing drunken mullets.

Throwing wisdom aside, you could ask a "traffic cop".

not the first time I've been referred to as an "interesting" person :-)