lZakl - 5:40 pm on Mar 18, 2005 (gmt 0)

My Grandmother after I locked my keys in my car:

"You ought to keep a spare set in the glove compartment, incase you leave yours in the car again."

Same lady:

Grandmother says: "I'm going to the grocery, can I get you anything while I'm there?"

Grandpa: (He's washing the car) "Yeah pick me up some elbow grease while your there!"

Grandmother asks the store clerk: "Excuse me, where do you keep the elbow grease?"

My mom says we have those moments "'cause we're Italian" :0)

-- Zak