Vampyre - 12:57 am on Mar 5, 2005 (gmt 0)

I used to work in a Subway restaurant.

"Which is bigger, the footlong or the six inch sandwich?"

"What's on the turkey sub?"

There was a Mexican restaurant just down the street from us, in plain sight. A lady walked in and asked "How far is it to Puerto Vallarta restaurant."

I looked out the window over her shoulder, and said "About 100 yards."