seoskunk - 10:42 pm on May 15, 2013 (gmt 0)
I once sold a computer to a guy wishing to write his memoirs, he was almost blind by this stage and we had to enlarge everything to a ridiculous scale. He was very frail and as it later turned out dying.
He was a demanding customer and we had to visit several times on top of hours on the phone. Finally we got everything to spec and he turned round to me and said "I am too tired to write my memoirs, but when I die I have a wonderful computer to leave to my grandchildren"