lucy24 - 12:32 am on Jan 30, 2013 (gmt 0)
That, sir, is a LIE!
There's a much shorter answer. But knowing that there would be a spoiler-- because there's always a haha spoilsport-- I took the precaution of not scrolling beyond the first post until I arrived at my own "D'oh!" We will not talk about how long that took.