Lame_Wolf - 2:10 pm on Dec 25, 2012 (gmt 0)

Can you imagine if this happened today. Mary would appear on the Maury Show. And Maury announces "Joseph, you're not the father."

Then the CSA will hound God for maintenance.

Anything that Jesus made, touched, ate will appear on ebay.

He'd have more friends on Facebook than most. Then, he'll go on twitter and tweet all the good deeds and miracles he's performed throughout the day.