Old_Honky - 2:27 am on Dec 27, 2012 (gmt 0)

He thanked the mail man and told him for what seemed like the millionth time that it is unnecessary to climb all the way up to his balcony just to deliver a few letters, but something seemed wrong... he suddenly realised this was not Hank his usual mail man, then he was looking into the barrel of a shotgun and an effeminate voice said "we don't allow nudists in this community geek boy" he saw the flash as the gun went off but he was dead before he could hear the noise.