engine - 6:19 pm on Nov 13, 2012 (gmt 0)
Bad advice from a spammer: A client received this from a spammer in the usual round of spammy e-mails, "I can get you to number 1 on Google"
Client calls me and says, "i'm thinking of their offer, it's cheap!"
My light hearted response, "You're already at number 1 and it hasn't cost you a penny since last year. Thanks for the reminder, i'll send you my invoice."