SevenCubed - 12:38 am on Oct 27, 2012 (gmt 0)

Assembly line workers open presents destined indefinitely to remain submerged in Bermuda, soap-flavoured and almost effervescent but tasty.

Portable factories edited their phobiotic procedures, ultimately outsourcing everything everywhere.

Later records would indict the deodorant spray for cause.

Meanwhile, funky hipsters with extraneous appendages blurted out marketing guidelines designed by clueless aliens disguised